Achillies' Last Stand. In part three Dorian decides that he wants a handsome Achilles statue. "I have a right, you know, to own all things beautiful." Unfortunately, a microfilm is hidden under the statue's khiton ... Klaus is sent to retrieve it. He is not happy ... "I don't find it particularly agreeable to be looking under the skirts of men." (Noticeably, he doesn't seem to prefer looking under the skirts of women. And when Dorian compliments him and Klaus finds that worrying, Dorian asks if he would be happier if a woman had done so. Klaus's reply: "Equally worrying.") The agent responsible was promptly sent to Alaska (the fate of all agents who displeases Klaus).

When Dorian does steal the statue (and right before Klaus's nose too ...), Klaus has to hunt Dorian for it. Klaus is not very happy about this either. "You bloody fool! This time I'm going to get you!" He follows Dorian to Portugal. Only, Dorian's skinflint of an accountant, James, has prompted for Dorian to send Achilles with a cruiser ship - which gets seajacked during the journey and might get blown to smithereens. So now both Klaus and Dorian need to get aboard and save the Achilles. Dorian shows a strong side and gets into a fight with the seajackers. Of course, "If it has to be one way or the other, I'd say I'm a sadist. Although I don't particularly fancy beating people." Luckily, the Major is near and he does fancy beating people.

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