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Caress the Gun
* Hast du was dagegen, wenn ich dich so wild liebe, dass dir dein Name erst wieder einfällt, wenn ich ihn dir ins Ohr schreie? = I want to make love to you with such passion, that the only reason why you remember your own name is because I will be screaming it in your ear.
Could We Start Again, Please?
* Da scheißt doch der Hund ins Feuerzeug! = The dog shits in the lighter. (Expression of utter astonishment, not very common.)
Protecting Secrets
* Gott segne Sie = God bless you
** Schwester? Möchten Sie etwas bestellen, Schwester? = Sister? Do you want to order, Sister?
Major Butterfly
* Stur wie ein Panzer = Stubborn as a tank
Waiting for the Hammer
* Quatsch mit Soße = Rubbish with sauce (roughly "utter balderdash")
general expressions
Ja = Yes
Was = What
Mein Gott = My God
Dieb = Thief